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2007 Record: 7-0-1
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2007 Season Totals
Erin Book 1 1 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Patrick Bransford 4 9 8 .889 9 12 0 1 6 Aaron Cohen 8 22 15 .682 7 12 3 1 0 Jack Dealey Liam Donovan 8 27 21 .778 14 6 2 0 0 Jim Ferguson (Fergo) Andrew Forbes 1 2 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 John Hand 3 8 6 .750 2 4 1 0 0 John Herzog Liz Hill 6 13 6 .462 5 3 1 0 0 Jeff Kimbell 6 21 16 .762 13 11 3 1 2 Casey Long Jim Merklinger 6 16 11 .688 8 5 4 1 1 Lisa Meyer 4 7 1 .143 0 0 0 0 0 Will Oliver Michelle Sheble 5 11 6 .545 6 2 1 0 0 Brendan Shields 2 7 4 .571 3 2 2 0 0 Brooke Stegall 4 10 5 .500 3 1 0 0 0 Keith Studdard 9 29 21 .724 16 16 5 1 3 Jen Swenson Anne Tackabery 1 2 1 .500 1 0 0 0 0 Andy Taylor 7 19 18 .947 4 7 4 0 0 Matthew Walters 2 9 6 .667 6 3 1 1 2 Dan Woodley 8 29 20 .690 17 18 6 0 4 Nicole Woodley 8 23 12 .522 9 2 1 0 0
Erin Book
Favorite Position: Outfield
Hometown: Annapolis MD
School: Elon College, NC
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 2 3 0 0.000 0 0 0 0 0 2006 2 3 2 .666 2 0 0 0 0 2007 1 1 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Career 5 7 2 .286 2 0 0 0 0
Player/Coach Aaron “Big Poppa” Cohen
Favorite Position: Running the show
Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada
School: THE Pepperdine University
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 0 0 0 N/A 0 0 0 0 0 2006 6 20 10 .500 10 9 4 1 1 2007 8 22 15 .682 7 12 3 1 0 Career 14 42 25 .595 17 21 7 4 1
Jack Dealey
Hometown? The Big D - Home to America's Team
Favorite Position? Crouching because that way you are already ready to pounce
College Attended/Preferred? Georgetown...'nough said
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why?
George Hancock - Because he invented this great game of Softball
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs?
It is a great honor to play for have been signed by a team of such caliber - I look forward to contributing and winning a championship.
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2007 Career
Liam Patrick Donovan
Hometown? The capital of the free world
Favorite Position? One-armed push-up position
College Attended? Georgetown U
College Preferred? Port Chester University
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be?
Lorenzo Lamas
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs?
Guys want to be me, girls want to be on me
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 8 18 10 .555 5 6 2 0 0 2006 7 16 10 .625 7 7 2 0 0 2007 8 27 21 .778 14 6 2 0 0 Career 22 51 41 .804 26 19 6 0 0
Andrew Forbes
Hometown? Awesometown
Favority Position (Daytime)? Inverted, because I am dangerous
Favorite Position (Nighttime)? Reverse Euro, because I am often alone.
College? Undergrad at Morehead State, honorary degrees from the Sorbonne and the Lincoln Technical Institute.
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why?
Herschel Walker, because I can't have dinner with God, and he is the next closest thing.
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs?
Being a Chief means that I can pretty much score anywhere I go
along the Eastern seaboard, portions of the Gulf Coast, Asia Minor and the Pacific Northwest.
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 6 6 2 .333 2 2 0 1 0 2006 3 6 5 .833 3 2 2 0 1 2007 1 2 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Career 10 14 7 .500 5 4 2 1 1
John "Saucy Jack" Hand
Favorite Position: Preferably on the recieving end
Hometown: Lake Forest, IL
School: Georgetown University
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 10 29 14 .483 10 11 3 1 2 2006 0 2007 3 8 6 .750 2 4 1 0 0 Career 13 37 20 .541 12 15 4 1 2
Erik the Red Herzog
Favorite Position: The Running Haymaker
Hometown: Jackson, MS
School: Ole Miss
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 4 15 9 .600 8 4 3 0 0 2006 5 21 16 .762 16 10 6 1 1 2007 Career 9 36 25 .694 24 14 9 1 1
Elizabeth Welsh Hill
Favorite Position: Not answering that…
Hometown: Fort Worth, Texas
School: Wake Forest University
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 11 30 15 .500 11 6 3 0 0 2006 5 16 8 .500 6 8 1 1 0 2007 6 13 6 .462 5 3 1 0 0 Career 22 62 29 .468 22 17 5 1 0
El Jefe Kimbell
Hometown
Charlestown, Home of the mighty Chiefs and the War Memorial Ice Palace.
Favorite Position Day and Night? Why?
My nickname is “lunch.” Because that is the most underrated part of the day.
College Preferred? College Attended?
Southern Methodist University (SMU). Where the Thetas and Kappas are strong every night of the week any time of the year.
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why?
Either Jim McMahon or Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka.
What does it mean to OWN the Chiefs?
This fulfills every young mans dream that with hard work, a dedicated coaching staff and great athletes, anyone can
own a sports team in this great country.
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 5 17 13 .765 12 8 4 0 1 2006 8 31 24 .774 24 27 3 2 6 2007 6 21 16 .762 13 11 3 1 2 Career 19 69 53 .768 49 46 10 3 9
Casey "the Master of Disaster" Long
Hometown? The OC, CALI
Favorite Position Day and Night? Why? I've got 2: "Family Style & "The Stargazer"
College Preferred/Attended? Southern Methodist University
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why?
Penelope Cruise - I would love to hit that.
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs?
It is the ultimate reward for all of the professional training, personal development, mental preparation,
polati's, sprints and heat yoga I've done over the years.
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 0 0 0 N/A 0 0 0 0 0 2006 1 2 1 .500 0 1 0 0 0 2007 Career 1 2 1 .500 0 1 0 0 0
James A. Merklinger
Hometown: Virginia Beach, VA
Favorite Position Day and Night? Why?
Day: Being right. Night: being wrong.
College Preferred? College Attended?
Preferred college at night was Converse. On weekends, JMU. For summer, UCLA. Attended: Wofford.
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why?
George Washington Carver. I'd ask him if crunchy was the result of an idea or laziness.
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs? I'm just a step a way from dancing with the stars.
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 4 12 8 .667 7 6 0 3 1 2006 6 14 11 .786 9 7 3 0 1 2007 6 16 11 .688 8 5 4 1 1 Career 16 42 30 .714 24 18 7 4 3
Lisa Meyer
Position: Left Field
Hometown: Salina, Kansas
School: Wabash University- Home of the 2005 NCAA Division II
Women’s Basketball National Champions
Hobbies: Crushing earthlings
Favorite War Cry: “Bring It You Pansy!”
Favorite Song: We Built This City
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 8 20 6 .300 5 3 1 0 0 2006 5 17 7 .412 8 6 0 0 0 2007 4 7 1 .143 0 0 0 0 0 Career 18 44 14 .318 13 9 0 0 0
Will "The Thrill" Oliver
Favorite Position: Fromby
Hometown: Pleasanton, TX
School: Texas Tech University
Collegiate Highlight: Louisa Thom
Most likely to be seen: Thursday nights at Rumors
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 5 15 10 .667 6 9 4 0 1 2006 4 10 8 .800 9 6 3 0 0 2007 Career 9 25 18 .720 15 15 7 0 1
Michelle Sheble
Hometown? Oakton, Virginia
Favorite Position Day and Night? Why?
The Outfield....maybe because it doubles as the name for a fabulous 80's band.
College Preferred/Attended?
UVA to both, I wouldn't have it any other way. Go 'Hoos!
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why?
Teddy Roosevelt. I think he would have made a great addition to our team. He pummeled the competition with a big stick.
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs?
It is a true honor and the high point of my softball career. Just thinking about it brings me to tears.
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 0 0 0 N/A 0 0 0 0 0 2006 7 26 13 .500 14 6 0 0 0 2007 5 11 6 .545 6 2 1 0 0 Career 12 37 19 .514 20 8 1 0 0
Brendan Shields
Hometown: The mean streets of St. Paul, MN
Favorite Position Day and Night? Why? Being first, because second is for losers
College Preferred? Faber College because "Knowledge is Good"
College Attended? GW University
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why:?
The inventor of the bikini, just to say thanks
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs?
Enough to miss my usual knitting class Wednesday's after work
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 0 0 0 N/A 0 0 0 0 0 2006 5 15 12 .800 7 8 4 0 0 2007 2 7 4 .571 3 2 2 0 0 Career 7 22 16 .727 10 10 6 0 0
Brooke Stegall
Hometown: Sugar Land, TX
College Preferred/Attended: Ole Miss
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why:?
Elizabeth Taylor, I need some guidance... and some jewelry.
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs?
A safe environment where it is not only accepted but REQUIRED to be a un-PC as you want. You can't put value on that.
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 6 5 4 .800 3 0 0 0 0 2006 3 5 1 .200 1 1 0 0 0 2007 4 10 5 .500 3 1 0 0 0 Career 13 20 10 .500 7 2 0 0 0
Keith Studdard
Hometown? Jackson, Mississippi-The Soul City
Favorite Position Day? DH
Favorite Position Night? Ask her
College Preferred/Attended? Ole Miss
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why?
Jeff Kimbell
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs? I wish I had never gotten cut by Larsin!
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 11 33 23 .697 15 17 7 2 2 2006 9 41 27 .659 27 32 12 2 4 2007 9 29 21 .724 16 16 5 1 3 Career 29 103 71 .689 58 65 24 5 9
Jen Swenson
Favorite Position: Head Cheerleader
Hometown: Beloit, KS
School: University of Kansas. Rock chalk.
Collegiate Highlight: I’m getting too old to remember college
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 0 0 0 N/A 0 0 0 0 2006 2007 Career 0 0 0 N/A 0 0 0 0
Anne Tackabery
Hometown: Winston-Salem, NC
School: UNC Chapel Hill
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 8 17 10 .588 5 6 1 0 0 2006 4 13 4 .308 5 2 0 0 0 2007 1 2 1 .500 1 0 0 0 0 Career 13 32 15 .469 11 8 1 0 0
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 11 38 27 .711 18 11 5 0 2 2.25 2007 7 19 18 .947 4 7 4 0 0 Career 18 57 45 .789 22 18 9 0 2 2.25
Matthew Walters
Position: 1st Base
Hometown: Birmingham, AL
School: The University of the South, Sewanee, TN
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 9 33 22 .667 17 16 3 1 4 2006 9 44 33 .750 28 27 7 2 10 2007 2 9 6 .667 6 3 1 1 2 Career 21 86 61 .709 51 46 11 4 17
Dan “The Hammer”Woodley
Name: Dan "the Hammer" Woodley
Favorite Position: I just follow orders
Hometown: Fairfax Station, VA
School: Western Carolina University
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 11 42 28 .667 20 32 6 3 8 2006 9 41 30 .732 24 35 7 2 10 2007 8 29 20 .690 17 18 6 0 4 Career 27 112 78 .696 61 85 19 5 22 Name: Nicole "The Hammerette" Woodley
Favorite Position: Dan in a pretzel
Hometown: Brevard, NC
School: Western Carolina University
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 11 42 25 .595 17 7 3 0 0 2006 9 43 23 .535 23 14 1 0 0 2007 8 23 12 .522 9 2 1 0 0 Career 27 108 60 .555 49 23 5 0 0
Mike Damone
