Sidney Allen
Hometown: Jackson , MS
Favorite Position: Pitching, not catching
School: Ole Miss
Collegiate Highlight: Sleeping on the Oxford square
Most likely to be seen: In Southeast DC
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
8
19
8
.421
5
8
3
1
2
N/A
2006
8
35
24
.686
23
27
7
1
5
5.71
Career
16
54
32
.593
28
35
10
2
7
5.71
Erin Book
Favorite Position: Outfield
Hometown: Annapolis MD
School: Elon College, NC
Hobbies: Running, Social Activities
Fav. Dessert: Ice Cream
Former Olympian: Nadia Comaneci
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
2
3
0
0.000
0
0
0
0
0
2006
2
3
2
.666
2
0
0
0
0
Career
4
6
2
.333
2
0
0
0
0
Player/Coach Aaron “Big Poppa” Cohen
Favorite Position: Running the show
Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada
School: THE Pepperdine University
Collegiate Highlight: I went to school in Malibu – you do the math
Most Likely to be Seen: Lighting up a Cuban
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
0
0
0
N/A
0
0
0
0
0
2006
6
20
10
.500
10
9
4
1
1
Career
6
20
10
.500
10
9
4
1
1
Karrie Cohen
Favorite Position: 2nd Base—for that is where the fun begins :)
Hometown: Chickasha, OK
School: Proud graduate of Oklahoma State University
Collegiate Highlight: surviving my sophomore year
Most likely to be seen: AS the woman always beside her man!
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
0
0
0
0.000
0
0
0
0
0
2006
0
Career
0
0
0
0.000
0
0
0
0
0
Liam Patrick Donovan
Favorite Position: Triple Threat Position
Hometown: Washington, DC
School: Georgetown University
Collegiate Highlight: Double-secret probation stemming from a series of unsanctioned amatuer boxing matches, numerous visits from DCFD, and the loss of a roommate to a bizarre gardening accident
Most likely to be seen: in Temple Hills, MD, sporting a Kiki Vanderweghe throwback (Nuggets not Blazers) and picking up shorties in the Iverson Mall foodcourt
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
8
18
10
.555
5
6
2
0
0
2006
7
16
10
.625
7
7
2
0
0
Career
14
34
20
.588
12
13
4
0
0
Andrew Forbes
Favorite Position: Inverted
Hometown: Vienna, VA
School: Colorado School of Mines
Collegiate Highlight: My girlfriend dumping me
Most Likely to be seen: at George Mason bars
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
6
6
2
.333
2
2
0
1
0
2006
3
6
5
.833
3
2
2
0
1
Career
9
12
7
.583
5
4
2
1
1
John "Mike Dimone" Hand
Favorite Position: Preferably on the recieving end
Hometown: Lake Forest, IL School: Georgetown University
Collegiate Highlight: meeting Geraldine Ferarro on campus following a GLSO rally
Most likely to be seen: seeking autographs of former teen idols I.e. Scott Baio, Ricky Schroeder, Fred Savage, Robby Benson, Chad Lowe, C. Thomas Howell
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
10
29
14
.483
10
11
3
1
2
2006
0
Career
10
29
14
.483
10
11
3
1
2
Erik the Red Herzog
Favorite
Position: The Running Haymaker
Hometown: Jackson, MS
School: Ole Miss
Collegiate Highlight: Born in Norway, Erik accompanied his father to western Iceland after being exiled for manslaughter. When Erik was exiled from Iceland for killing a man in 980, he set off to explore the land that lay to the west, which was visible from the mountaintops of western Iceland. Erik's party was the first European group known to make landfall. Dubbing the place "Greenland," Erik convinced many colonists to join him on a second expedition.
Most likely to be seen: Sailing the open seas in search of booty
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
4
15
9
.600
8
4
3
0
0
2006
5
21
16
.762
16
10
6
1
1
Career
9
36
25
.694
24
14
9
1
1
Elizabeth Welsh Hill
Favorite Position: Not answering that…
Hometown: Fort Worth, Texas
School: Wake Forest University
Collegiate Highlight: Pretty much every Tues-Saturday nights all four years
Most likely to be seen: On the dance floor at Smith Point or late night parties in Glover Park
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
11
30
15
.500
11
6
3
0
0
2006
5
16
8
.500
6
8
1
1
0
Career
16
49
23
.469
17
14
4
1
0
El Jefe Kimbell
Position: 3rd base (ha ha ha)
Hometown: Lake Forest, IL- home of Clarence “Mr T” Tero
School: Southern Methodist University (SMU), Dallas, TX
Collegiate Highlight: Owning a 1969 Dodge Van with “3 on the tree” that said “Paco Loves Concha” on the side in spray paint. I didn’t know either of them, but that is truly class with a “K”
Most likely to be seen: Doing “power-runs” around Wesley Heights chasing BMW-driving-assjackers in the Chiefs Official Car: a 1969 Plymouth GTX 440
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
5
17
13
.765
12
8
4
0
1
2006
8
31
24
.774
24
27
3
2
6
Career
13
48
37
.771
36
35
7
2
7
Trey “Lefty” Lefler
Favorite Position: Pitchin' but NOT catchin'
Hometown: Loudon, TN
School: University of the South (Sewanee)
Most likely to be seen: Schlepping the “Nutty Professor” around DC
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
6
18
9
.500
7
3
2
2
0
2006
1
1
1
1.000
0
0
0
0
0
Career
7
19
10
.526
7
3
2
2
0
Casey "the Master of Disaster" Long
Favorite Position: getting caught in a run down between 1st and 2nd
(Unless I'm with my Sundaynighter)
Hometown: Irvine, CA
School: SMU
Collegiate Highlight: "Ringing the bell" to get a bid at the Fiji house
and the ATO's letting me watch their "crazy" parties
Most likely to be seen: Mixing roofie shakes at my pad latenight
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
0
0
0
N/A
0
0
0
0
0
2006
1
2
1
.500
0
1
0
0
0
Career
1
2
1
.500
0
1
0
0
0
Long doesn’t get a lot of hits, but has an eye for fashion
Lisa Meyer
Position: Left Field
Hometown: Salina, Kansas
School: Wabash University-
Home of the 2005 NCAA Division II Women’s Basketball National Champions
Hobbies: Crushing earthlings
Favorite War Cry: “Bring It You Pansy!”
Favorite Song: We Built This City
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
8
20
6
.300
5
3
1
0
0
2006
5
17
7
.412
8
6
0
0
0
Career
13
37
13
.351
13
9
1
0
0
Will "The Thrill" Oliver
Favorite Position: Fromby
Hometown: Pleasanton, TX
School: Texas Tech University
Collegiate Highlight: Louisa Thom
Most likely to be seen: Thursday nights at Rumors
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
5
15
10
.667
6
9
4
0
1
2006
4
10
8
.800
9
6
3
0
0
Career
9
25
18
.720
15
15
7
0
1
Will Oliver seeks companionship. At times women are left stunned by his passion.
Michelle Sheble
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
0
0
0
N/A
0
0
0
0
0
2006
7
26
13
.500
14
6
0
0
0
Career
7
26
13
.500
14
6
0
0
0
Brendan Shields
Hometown: St. Paul, MN, but also known to claim Funkytown
Favorite Position: to the right of most people
School: The George Washington University – grad degree from the Naval War College
Collegiate Highlight: Room #1 SAE house - 2034 G St.
Most likely to be seen: leaving your girlfriend’s house
Favorite hobby: see directly above
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
0
0
0
N/A
0
0
0
0
0
2006
5
15
12
.800
7
8
4
0
0
Career
5
15
12
.800
7
8
4
0
0
Brooke Stegall
Favorite Position: haha, Im still laughing @ Anne's answer from last season!!!!!!!!!!!
Hometown: Sugarland, TX
School: THE University of Mississippi
Collegiate Highlight: Being on the same campus as Mr. Allen, Mr. Herzog, & Mr. Studdard of course!
Most likely to be seen: Depends, there are so many fun things out there. I like to drink, I do that quite a bit. Kissing boys is fun too, sleeping on Saturdays, shoe shopping (naturally). I can be seen doing all these things. Sadly this summer I will most likely be seen @ the airport flying to weddings
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
6
5
4
.800
3
0
0
0
0
2006
3
5
1
.200
1
1
0
0
0
Career
9
10
5
.500
4
1
0
0
0
Keith Studdard
Favorite Position: Designated Hitter
Hometown: Jackson, MS
School: The University of Ole Miss
Collegiate Highlight: The Library Bar and Grill
Most likely to be seen: On my couch
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
11
33
23
.697
15
17
7
2
2
2006
9
41
27
.659
27
32
12
2
4
Career
20
74
50
.676
42
49
19
4
6
Jen Swenson
Favorite Position: Head Cheerleader
Hometown: Beloit, KS
School: University of Kansas. Rock chalk. Collegiate Highlight: I’m getting too old to remember college
Most likely to be seen: Teaching bench discipline and firm adherence to the odes of Swennaughtyness
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
0
0
0
N/A
0
0
0
0
2006
Career
0
0
0
N/A
0
0
0
0
Anne Tackabery
Hometown: Winston-Salem, NC
School: UNC Chapel Hill
Collegiate Highlight: Rock Star run-ins
Most likely to be seen: Picking Liz Hill off of the floor/Winning at the game of life
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
8
17
10
.588
5
6
1
0
0
2006
4
13
4
.308
5
2
0
0
0
Career
12
30
14
.467
10
8
1
0
0
Matthew Walters
Position: 1st Base
Hometown: Birmingham, AL
School: The University of the South, Sewanee, TN
Hobbies: Football, baseball, running, Salt-water fishing, and live music
Dessert: Irish coffee
Olympian: Jesse Owens
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
9
33
22
.667
17
16
3
1
4
2006
9
44
33
.750
28
27
7
2
10
Career
18
77
55
.714
45
43
10
3
14
Dan “The Hammer”Woodley
Name: Dan "the Hammer" Woodley
Favorite Position: I just follow orders
Hometown: Fairfax Station, VA
School: Western Carolina University
Collegiate Highlight: Getting my own GNC and MetRx calendar contract in 2000 and voted first runner-up at "The Man of Steel" contest at Dewey Beach in 2002
Most likely to be seen: generally kicking someone or something's ass
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
11
42
28
.667
20
32
6
3
8
2006
9
41
30
.732
24
35
7
2
10
Career
19
83
58
.699
44
67
13
5
18
Name: Nicole "The Hammerette" Woodley
Favorite Position: Dan in a pretzel
Hometown: Brevard, NC
School: Western Carolina University
Collegiate Highlight: Winning national championship in 3 sports and Miss North Carolina in same year
Most likely to be seen: In a tight Chiefs jersey baby!
